MORNING NAPALM

Award-winning hardcore breakfast tea! Not some wimpy infusion – this premium organic black tea kicks your day into high gear. Fresh, distinctive, and packs a proper caffeine kick. No BS.

YIPPEE CHAI-YAY MOTHERFUCKER

Badass turmeric & chai blend that delivers a knockout punch (Great Taste Winner!). Fights inflammation, tastes incredible. Zero caffeine, pure plant power with maximum absorption. Your body's best ally.

MACHO MATCHA

Makes coffee drinkers question life choices. Superior blend of Japanese Matcha, Gunpowder Green & grapefruit oil. Rich flavour, sustained energy, zero jitters. Looks tough, tastes smooth. Seriously.

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Proper Tea. Improperly Packaged.

Let's talk about tea. In the UK, it's practically a religion. But somewhere along the line, 'quality tea' got tangled up with 'boring as hell marketing'. Whispering fonts, watercolour landscapes... yawn. Does a truly great brew have to be so damn... polite?

We Think Not. Welcome to TNTEA.

Here's the deal: We're obsessed with finding exceptional, ethically sourced tea. The kind of leaves that deliver knockout flavour, complex aromas, and a genuinely satisfying cup. We take the tea part very seriously.

The packaging? Not so much.

We wrap our top-tier tea in satire, dynamite sticks, and names designed to make people double-take (looking at you, 'Morning Napalm'). Why? Because we believe you can appreciate the finer points of a great brew without enduring marketing plastered with watercolour paintings of the British countryside, floral patterns nicked from your Grandma's curtains, and patronising lectures on mindfulness.

TNTEA is for the discerning drinker with a sense of humour. The one who wants substance and spark.

So, ditch the doilies and the dreary boxes. If you believe amazing tea deserves more than beige branding, you're in the right place.

Time to Ignite Your Tea Break.